How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer to cry in the dark. How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? How many Comcast employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? The only thing getting screwed is you. How man sons does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but you have to ask him about 50 times. How many Marxists does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Pointless, a Marxist would refuse as they believe lightbulbs carry the seeds of their own revolution. How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb? How many Jedis does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Wan. How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on what you want to change it into. How many Dragonball-Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it takes 6 episodes! How many satanists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A: , 1 to hold the bulb, the other to push the house around! Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. A: Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes? Q: How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Q: How many Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to screw it in, five to say he acted alone, one to say that someone hidden in the ceiling helped, one to film it, one to do an intense examination of the film and conclude that a it was tampered with and b it proves that the first screwer did not act alone, one to insist that the bulb was altered after it was unscrewed, three tramps to walk across the room an hour later, one to insist LBJ really screwed the bulb in, and one to accuse all the others of being disinformation specialists.
Q: How many amoebas does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One. No, 2. No, 4. No, 8. No, No, 32……. Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. A: Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to turn the ladder. Favorite Light Bulb Jokes This category is what we consider some of the best lightbulb jokes. How many Englishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? How many New Yorkers does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes? How many Jedi Knights does it take to change a lightbulb? Move along. Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
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